Barry's Revenge

Meet Barry, he was a father of two

An ordinary man, pretty much like me and you

He worked hard during the day, as a nurse yet underpaid

A lousy existence as his wife displayed

One day after a shift, a double might I add

He walked in on his wife, which wouldn't be that bad

Except his wife had a footlong dick inside her

And the dick was attached to his older brother

So what did Barry do? He ran for the gun

Bang bang shot his wife and his father's eldest son

And as they laid lifelessly, bleeding out there in the bed

Barry cursed, Barry spat, punched his dead wife in the head