Pushed & Piked: Flavius Julius Constantius was both church historian 'Eusebius' AND Pope Sylvester I. He secretly compiled the 'Historia Augusta' for a royal audience. His father, Emperor Chlorus, is also 'Pope Eusebius.'
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- Year of Release:2024
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