Help Me

I went to the doctor, and I hopped up on the table

I said, "Doc, I came to ask to see if maybe you were able

To help me in my time of need, I'm feeling so unstable."

I said, "C'mon, Mr. MD, tell it to me straight, you can level with me

Can you help me?"

Well he told me list your symptoms and I'll tell you what I think

I said I'm feeling so confused, and I can't sleep a wink

He scribbled on his pad and then referred me to a shrink

Told me pay the lady on your way out please

I wonder what they charge ya if they cure your disease?