Bahston Tuff

I'm from the land of Dunkin', where the coffee's always hot,

We pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd, or at least we say a lot.

Traffic on the Pike, oh man, it's always such a blast,

Bettah not wear Yankee gear, or We'll kick your fuckin ass.

We got our Patriots, with Supah Bowl rings to spare,

And our Bruins on the ice, showin' that they care.

Fall is for the foliage, so colorful and bright,

But watch out for the leaf peepers, they'll give you quite a fright.

We're New England tough, we can handle all the stuff,

From the blizzahs in Decembah to the summahs hot enough.