Hypocrite

(Attention everybody)

Attention everybody I have a special announcement to make

Regarding all these people who will ever speak to me

I don't want to be rude, but I think you can do better

when you flip that switch without a second thought

Behaviours like these should be avoided at all costs

I highly recommend the use of a shovel

So next time that you expose this little precious tongue of yours

Grab it with your hand, and dip it in your brain

My advice

Think twice