Powdermonkey

Now listen, I'll tell you about the days I saw something really weird

I don't know if I should say it our captain didn't have a beard

Don't take me crazy but I saw him in a dress on heels that night

He wore a wig and danced below decks in front of the candlelight

Believe me, that wasn't easy for me to understand. I thought I saw a ghost

He was talking to himself and pacing his bunk while training for a pose

Don't take me for a fool, it seemed he was acting like a l-l-lady

He brushed his hair, lined his lips, and called himself "Katie"

Do you know what I say

I saw it today