Train Jump

My brother isn't like me but we have the same last name

He's always doing stupid stuff like jumping from a traim

Sometimes he takes me with him, but he makes me jump off first

I always seem to end up with my face in the dirt

Now I'm no Albert Einstein but I think I've ascertained

It's best to let the soloist go jumping from the train

I'm not like my father but sometimes I wish I was

Because he was a good man, or maybe just because

Never let his family down, showed up every time

The kind of guy that you could spot from the back of any line

I'd like to think if he were here he'd say I was ok