Star Trek Rap

Well it was Stardate seven six five point two

When who came rappin' in but the Star Trek crew

Crankin' up the thrusters to nine point two

Was the navigation officer Mr. Sulu

He just pound on them buttons, all day and all night

But when he opens his mouth he sounds like Barry White

Uhura's on the com just bein' a flirt

You can tell it's her from the high-cut skirt

She's had twenty years of training, but I'll be damned

All that she can say is - Transmissions jammed