Beer Bottle Microphone

Saturday night, she needs a bar

Ubers on down to the Silver Star

It's been a long week, she needs a long neck That drink in her hand helps her to

Forget She says, hey barkeep, buy this band a round

She's ready to party on down With her beer bottle microphone

She's a country star when she turns it on From Miranda to Carrie, Haggard and Jones

A few songs later, all the troubles are gone She'll be out on the dance floor singing along

With her beer bottle microphone

She got up on stage and grabbed the real thing We found out quick that she couldn't sing

Belted out the wrong lyrics way off key They were cheering her on, it was hard to