Crab Bar

Cory kept his ether in a big glass jar

Like a cartoon coyote he pulled it from his car

I took a little sniff then I stumbled to the bar

For Fresh Alaskan king crab, half an ear of corn

Fries in a plastic basket served up nice and warm

Bottom heavy bass that's spilling out the speaker

Double order curly fries heavy on paprika

I'll spit a curve ball, All y'all, Last call

Want to hear Wonderwall, dollar in the juke

Didn't mean to make a scene, spilling all my soup

All over betty back in our private booth

Our second date we partied late