Don't Pet the Sharks

You've saved your money and now you're here in lovely Hawai'i Nei

We welcome you with Aloha and hope you enjoy your stay

We try so hard to set the stage, to make everything so nice

But in a land where everything's overpriced, well here's some free advice

If by chance your jeep should hit a turkey there's no need for a heart attack

If you see feral cats when you're leaving the beach go ahead and toss 'em a snack

If you catch a crab on the lava rocks it's ok, we have a lot

If you accidentally squish a coqui frog don't give it a second thought

But you should probably slow down for the Nene

When you're driving through the National Parks

But whatever you do, we're begging you, with some exclamation marks