The Pizza Song

Ahhh, let-a me-a tell you a story about-a my mama

My mama make-a pizza she put poison on the pizza

And she try to poison me

Then papa eat the pizza he eat poison on the pizza

Now he dead in-a front of me

And then-a sister eat the pizza and-a brother eat the pizza

Now there's only-a mama and me

And so I taking all the pizza and I throw it on the floor

And now I've got no family

Hey! What-a happen to your mother? She die or something?

Oh no, I throw the pizza on the floor and she say-a no longer my mama