Leonardo da Tiddy Lyrics

I'm Leonardo da Vinci meets Monica Lewinski

Or a little bit of Hemingway fucks Elvis Presley

I've been linking like pennies, ballin like testes

I go all night like a motherfucking Denny's

My exes are tens, roman numerals

I wanna open bar at my funeral

Used to be a bitch, now I'm bitchin

My girl like TSA way she takes my liquids

Run for senate, free the nipple campaign

Topless beaches, are my only mandate

Cold like a shiver, fly like a zipper

She good on hard wood like a motherfucking Swiffer

Pussy Boi Prodigy, the Yung Kid Cleavage

I never workout so I got a fat [Redacted]

Pussy ain't a kitty, that's a gorilla

Need three bad stepsisses: Cinderella

Yo

This right here

That stupid sound

(Stupid sound)

This that

Clean your vibrator in the kitchen sink music

(Yes)

This that

Ryan Gosling

And Ryan Reynolds

Exploring each other's bodies typa joint

(No doubt)

This is like

If Tame Impala was two dudes

(It's true)

If the Beatles didn't have Ringo

If Confucius wrote the Kama Sutra

(He might've)

If Angela Merkel was a rapper

I've been fucking my friend, she a homie

My girl is a sub, she a hoagie

It's my time like Cupertino

Rap like a tortilla boutta be a burrito

(I'm a rapper)

Immaculate ejaculate

Baby girl you're wetter than a brook that's babbling

She say my eyes like waterfalls I say her eyes like tiddies

Cuz every time I look in them I wanna see her tiddies

Yeah

I put the pro in prophylactic

She pop it on my bone like a chiropractic

We lady and the tramp it, she sucks my noodle

I want the kitty n the tiddies the whole kit n caboodle

Feeling good as a bitch, if the bitch was on molly

I'mma crash in the wet, like the dude named Sully

Good God God willing goddamn godspeed

Swear it take a stampede just to stop me