No Netflix/Just Chill Lyrics

Mr B Rockstar

You know what time it is

You going to love me right

Or don't love me at all got damn

I wonder if people recommend Netflix as the first choice of chill

Because they have nothing interesting to say

Put all the responsibility on a tv screen

All the pressure to make you laugh

Make you feel comfortable

And make you actually think

Is surrendered to a program

It's like tv is the only way they can see light shining in the dark

My favorite genre is comedy

It gave me a sense of humor that only works by accident

When she turned on Netflix from her iPhone at the dinner table

I thought she was joking

The second time I laughed hysterically in my mind

While trying not to choke on my sautéed Brussels sprouts

Oh I love me some brussels sprouts

I love them like my conversations

Cooked with light sarcasm I mean salt

Well done and easily digestible

We are what we meat

I don't eat and watch unless it's Bob's Burgers

Netflix can get my full attention

When it's raining or snowing

Or hell is freezing over

Or when Animaniacs and The Boondocks go streaming at the same time like that one time

And then it broke my heart

Netflix is the chick I really liked

Who presents her representative

And then all of a sudden I'm searching for the things I loved about her

That don't exist anymore

New rule

Never pay for what used to be free

If a woman cancels parts of her personality

Then I have no choice but to cancel my subscription

No Netflix just chill. Let's chill and let's talk

Let's chill and let's art

Lets chill and make our own damn show and submit it to Netflix

Let's chill and let's fuck too

Anything that requires both of us to be present in the moment

No timers no buffering no loading

Let's jump to the next episode of greatness

We are the authors the directors the actors and the viewers

We are the History channel and Sci Fi

The Japanese anime and the slapstick white trash American tales

The blueprint of our life is the Netflix original

So when it asks are you still there

We reply no we just chilling tonight

As crazy as it seems she kept fucking up her phone whenever I would send her a pictures of me in sweats or jeans because she keep sucking her cell phone screen

Well it seems to me I have a dick sucking fiend

What us men call the women of our dreams

A woman that's willing to do anything for a half and half blunt henny and wings

Willing to risk her life to suck your dick while you got Covid-19

Don't worry baby she vaxxed it'll be fine

I'm On demon time that mouth is mine

She's addicted to pleasing me like dope

I allow her to gasp for air six times to give her hope

I'm trying to find love in the back of her throat

Our safe word is don't stop push harder when she starts to choke

I'm Playing with her soaking wet pussy as it starts to extract and grip

As spit bubbles start to foam between her beautiful feminine lips and my big black masculine dick

Oh her stomach growls for dick

No actually it howls for dick

No actually she smiles for dick

She starts sucking and licking the tip

Leaning her head back

Slowly shaking the dick like she trying to get the last of the chips

And I see you want to give up as I grab the back of your head and start to take deep strokes

I almost couldn't hear the muffled sounds of don't stop push harder until she started to choke

She catches cum out of the air and never fucking fumbles

Damn girl stop sucking this dick like this I think I'm starting to love you