No Way Out Lyrics

The world will end at three o'clock tomorrow

Beyonce wishes to express her sorrow

A man claims he's learned

The world doesn't turn

Through what he's discerned

Nintendo covered it all up

A U.S. Congressman claims he saw Elvis

An alien karate chopped his pelvis

A baby's been born

With teeth made of corn

Her parents are torn

On whether or not she's the Antichrist

I bet right now it feels like

There's no way out of here

At least life's never dull

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A Florida man eats statues of Darth Vader

The secret to living longer is dying later

Scientists have said

They've made sentient bread

It's seeking bloodshed

But we couldn't secure an interview

I bet right now it feels like

There's no way out of here

At least life's never dull

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