The Tonight Show! Lyrics

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen

Thank you for coming along

Sit down, feet up, get comfortable

Hope the drive wasn't too long

I'll be your host this evening

To viewers all over the world

I'm built like Ryan Tubrity

But I talk like Gay Byrne

We've got fun and games and celebrities

And everything to keep you entertained

You won't be getting bored

You won't be getting bored

'Cause we've got special guests, we have everything

And, boy, have we got the trending page

You won't want to get out of your seats

You won't be getting out of your seats

On The Tonight Show!

Yeah, on The Tonight Show!

That's right, Mass Delusion

Come on down!

Watch out for your fire exits

There's one to your left and right

My producers are now telling me

We're gonna have a real good time

So I best not keep you waiting

You can't keep your joy inside

So without further ado, my friends

Let's see who's here tonight,

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

Neil Hannon, Declan McKenna

John Lennon, George Ezra

Phoebe Bridgers, Duke Special

And see how Paul McCartney tells all!

Mac DeMarco, we've got Kurt Cobain

We've got Yusef, Cat Stevens, whatever his name

Laura Mvula, and ABBA's here

For their one reunion every 40 years!

And Michael D., Barack Obama,

The reptile government with President Iguana

Marie Antoinette, The CEO of Zumba

We have the entire country of Cuba

We have Jesus Christ and Adolf Hitler

One was nice and the other's Hitler

We have God himself, oh wait, that's me!

I'm the king of the world

'Cause I'm a star on the TV!

Yeah, On The Tonight Show!

Yeah, yeah, on The Tonight Show!

Yeah, on The Tonight Show!

It's all lies, I'm just spouting fluff

Just waiting for the public to call my bluff

But if you believed it, don't come crying to me

'Cause you can't believe all you see on TV