Computer Man Lyrics

This one right here goes out to

All the tech bros at this school who

Revere multibillionaires and shit and

Ahh

Fuck it

Ooh, little computer man

Tell me why the fuck you do this

I said the only way yo fingers ever get to play

Is when you're playin' with ya little Rubik's

I said

Ooh, little computer man

I ain't sayin' coding's a sin

'Cause when you go work for MAANG and make yo bank

Maybe then you'll buy deodorant

Look

Aye

I ain't tryna say that coding ain't a cool skill

I know you bouta graduate and make some huge bills

You feelin' like the biggest fishy in the whole ville

Well maybe as a fishy you can suck up one or two dildos

Fuck all of the privileged tech bros

Who idolize tech giants and billionaire assholes

Who greedily exploit all the labor of our folk

And sit back and just count dough

When their workers are still broke

And their families have lost hope

In a system that's so dope

That somebody who "works hard"

Can allegedly just magically

Win and escape tragedy

Affluent men laughably

Shaping the reality facing the plurality

Nation is so sadly stricken by deep poverty

People are just praying to win in this cheap lottery

Listen in all honesty

Now that you're on top of the world

And in a place where the brightest of minds oughta be

Now that you can be any person that you gotta be

Why the fuck is Bezos the person that you wanna be?

Man

Listen up

Ooh, little computer man

Tell me why the fuck you do this

I said the only way yo fingers ever get to play

Is when you're playin' with ya little Rubik's

I said

Ooh, little computer man

I ain't sayin' coding's a sin

'Cause when you go work for MAANG and make yo bank

Maybe then you'll buy deodorant

Aye

Look

And if you're FLI or POC this don't apply to ya

Go get your money and somebody who would die for ya

Go work for Zuck or Musk or Bezos for a time

But if you worship all these motherfuckers I ain't bouta cry for ya

Once you grow and realize that

All these psychopathic ultra-wealthy business magnates

Really care about is stroking their own egos

Arbitrarily increasing their net worth

And laying low while 700 million people live in poverty

They live on less than $2 a day to feed their progeny

No Amazon delivery or space excursion oughta be

Too useful when a mama stuck within the Global South

Ain't got the wherewithal to educate or feed her fuckin' daughter

Even if they've given back a fraction of their wealth already

If you had 100 lifeguards, saw 100 babies drowning in the water

And you all saved like one or two then would you want us

To applaud ya when the other 98 are fuckin' goners?

I don't know!

Maybe there's truth in what I spoke

Or if not then I'll just try to be funny 'cause fuck "woke"

I'm Solmoney, a straight bloke

And my songs are just wack jokes

But if anyone sees tragedy maybe there's still hope

I'm singing

Ooh, little computer man

Tell me why the fuck you do this

I understand you wanna make all of the money man

But it's a shame you gotta work for douches

I said

Ooh, little computer man

I ain't sayin' coding's a sin

But when you go work for MAANG and make yo bank

I hope your psyche has a war within

I hope your psyche has a war within

I hope your psyche has a war within