Virgin Chronicles Lyrics

Man

This might be a little corny but

Fuck it

Look

Once upon a time I met this shawty

Straight dime piece

Beauty straight blindin'

Truly enticin'

When I say I "met her" all I mean is we matched

On this silly little app

Where you swipe and just chat

So we message back and forth

And we exchange a few laughs

Planned a date in smooth fashion

Ooh I'm straight mackin'

Told her we'd get dinner in the heart of SF

With my car and I'd text

When I'm just a turn left from her place

Pick her up and then we drive around town

And we vibin' all the while

Light shinin' in her smile

It was great

Get to dinner and we chattin' for hours

Sharin' our platters

And I had never gone on a date

After dinner take her back to her crib

Pullin' up in my whip

Gettin' ready to dip

It was late

Then she told me that her roommates ain't home

And she wanted to know

If I wanted to come check out her place

Virgin, virgin

Virgin, vir-virgin, yeah

Virgin chronicles

(Baby I'm a fuckin')

Virgin, virgin

(Yes I am, look)

(I really am, look)

(Aye)

Virgin, vir-virgin, yeah

Welcome to my virgin chronicles

Walk into her place

And sure enough there ain't a soul

Just a shawty and a Sol

Somethin' never seen before

Now she showin' me her room

And I am truly trippin' balls

I ain't never made a move

I'm about to piss my drawers

We just sittin' on her bed and shit

I'm feelin' all the tension

So I bring myself to ask if we can kiss

And then she sends it

And I'm worried she can sense that

I had never kissed or been with

Any person all my life but she keeps goin'

I don't get it

Thoughts runnin' through my head

Oh shit, I gotta urinate

She's a 10 and you're an 8

Gotta channel your innate

Ability to lay the pipe

Like she's a Cassie, you're a Nate

And if there are emissions

Hope that no one gets their urine ate

(Eww)

Now it's heatin' up, but somethin' ain't right

She's a beauty, oh my

But my tool, it won't shine

It's at two and not five

Like a groom with no bride

Feelin' doomed it won't fly

We ain't screwin' tonight

'Cause I'm a

Virgin, virgin

(Hahaa)

Virgin, vir-virgin, yeah

Virgin chronicles

(Baby I'm a fuckin')

Virgin, virgin

(Yes I am, look)

(I got my hand, look)

(Aye)

Virgin, vir-virgin, yeah

Laugh about my virgin chronicles

Though I play with words real good

That night I couldn't lay to her real wood

I said although I tend to flow real good

That night my blood

Just wouldn't flow where it would

If I had any sexual confidence

And did not only ever grow from the flicks

So then I told her that my brick just won't brick

And she told me that it's okay and don't trip

But we both knew

There ain't no way I won't trip

So I just told her I'm a straight-up virgin

She feigned surprise

But in her mind went "no shit"

Then states it's fine

And then we shut our eyelids

Woke up next morning

Said goodbye and jus' dipped

Called bro and told him

'Bout my night with this chick

And though he didn't find my story too comical

I reassured him not to worry

These will be my virgin chronicles

(Hahahaa)

Virgin, virgin

Virgin, vir-virgin, yeah

Virgin chronicles

(Baby I'm a fuckin')

Virgin, virgin

(Yes I am, look)

(I'm still the man, look)

(Aye)

Virgin, vir-virgin, yeah

Vir-vir

Virgin chronicles