New Pump Edition Lyrics

I've got a new condition

My brand new pump edition

It's go me so excited

Come along you've been invited

Was it something that I swallowed?

A celebrity I followed?

The sky exposed the ceiling

And the view is so appealing

Yeah I'm ready

I've been thriving and not just surviving

Got my power

Unexpected

I've been resurrected and connected

I found my calling

Oh it's been so long gone

No more crawling

Plugging in and logging on

I've got a new condition

My brand new pump edition

I'm feeling interstellar

I read all new best sellers

Way before you ever said it

I decode and infrared it

That's my new pump edition

With facial recognition

Yeah I'm ready

I've been thriving and not just surviving

Got my power

Unexpected

I've been resurrected and connected

I found my calling

Oh it's been so long gone

No more crawling

Plugging in and logging on

Globally expected

Password protected

Power resurrected

Never disconnected

Nitro injected

Thoroughly perfected

Avatar selected

Confidence projected

I am a new edition

Not asking your permission

With blesses and with kisses

I'm burning all my bridges

Upgraded my devices

Took on my midlife crisis

My system analyzes

Avoiding all surprises