The Liar Lyrics

My grandma once chopped a man in half

With a thirty-dollar bill and a baseball bat

The Yankees signed her to a ten-year deal

For seven million dollars and a happy meal

I once stood in line with Jessica Biel

I'm not a liar, I just require your attention

I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention

I lived in the woods for twenty-five years

Called forth an army of ten thousand deers

We built a castle that still remains

Out of steel-belted tires and old snow chains

My mom's best friend's with Jessica Chastain

I'm not a liar, I just require your attention

I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention

Look at me, look at me

I'm standing here, and I'm seven foot three

Look at me, look at me

I need a friend, and I'd like you to be

I'm not a liar, I just require your attention

I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention

I'm a billionaire