All Aboard ft. Andrew Waite Lyrics

All aboard you reprobates

Get your asses in motion

Lets break down the gates

We'll sail up the coastline

We'll hit every port

We'll sleep with the sunrise

Our time it is short

We'll make a mess of Baltimore

We come for the crab cakes

But stay for the whores

We'll search the Jersey pines

Won't come back to the boat

Until we've captured that devil

Send Hell a ransom note

All aboard you vile men

We took our vacations

Now we're at it again

We'll sail up the coastline

Until we hit the ice

We'll turn the ship around

And we'll hit em all twice

We'll plunder Nantucket

We'll fill our jar

We'll skip over Boston

They are crazier than we are

Step lightly through Salem

We don't mess with witches

We've tried it before

Now we're all superstitious

All aboard you scalawags

Get your asses in motion

Lets raise up the flags

We drink when we're hungry

The drink we like best

Part rum, one part whiskey

Puts hair on your chest

Good we've got it good

Yeah we got it so damn good

Livin' our worst lives the best that we could

Yeah we've got it good

But we ain't good men

We're gonna get what we deserve

In the next life

We'll take a share of Prince Edward's Gold

Saint John, he is calling

But it's getting pretty cold

They pick up our tracks in Halifax

So we split for the south

And we never look back

All aboard you heartless men

We've all had our fun

Now lets lay low again

We've pissed off the navy

We've cussed out the moon

We've yet met the locker

But guess we will soon