A Christmas Song Lyrics

Take your black dress off

Powder your nose

Ethereal justice

Is melting like snow

Keep them high heels on

There's no running away

Come 'round the sofa

It's Christmas today

Yes I'm old and decrepit

A senator of sorts

You might not be eager

To please me the most

But your wish now will be

My solemn command

Just say yes

I'm recording the sound

I bet you've already heard

Stories about me

Well, nothing is true

I am what you see

Just a lonely survivor

A heart-shaped as a man

Won't you be a real darling

Come hold my hand

High morals and trumpets

Are blowing me off

But they're not here, with us

Oh my, you're so soft

We'll keep it right here

(Tucked) under a stone

Dream job is a-waiting

Just open the door

If you've got a tear

Its probably because of me

I'm not that stupid

I know what you see

Just an old joke

Lame as it can be

Keeping us

In deep travesty

Now the media is onto us

Damm the numbers, I will pay

But they got deeper pockets

So they say

Go on, tell it all

I'll be leaving anyway

Keep that dress that I gave you,

Because It's Christmas today

So keep your black dress on

Powder your nose

Ethereal justice

Is melting like snow

Keep them high heels on

It's better this way

You won't be running

At least not today