Dirty Motherfucker Lyrics

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Don't give a shit about you

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Motherfucker you can blow me too

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Stole your whole tool set

I drank all your milk

And I stole all your money

And I flattened your dog when I left

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Drank up all your booze

Beat your boss' car in with a baseball bat

Next day I said it was you

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Smoked up all your weed

Left the stems and the seeds

And the pipe on the table

Then I called up the police

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Fucked your wife when you was gone

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

And your sister joined in 'fore long

Here we go now

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Spread some rumors about you

People ask me if you like to touch

The little girls and boys

I just sigh and I say it's true

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Told everyone you was gay

When you ask me about it

I just said that everyone

Thinks that your happy

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Saw your face turn blue

When standing at the alter

Slipped the tongue to your sister

Right after she said, "I do"

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Snuck in your bedroom

While you was snoozin'

Stuck my pecker in your wife

On my own honeymoon

I'm a cocksucker, dirty motherfucker

Said I was your friend

You stupid motherfucker

Believe every word I say

So we'l be friends till the end