Teabagged Lyrics

Teabagged on the League mapp

Wee lad gets a wee mad

That he sucks nads at

Games he can't play

Without his mom's say

The online service that she pays

Now she says it's not okay

Teabagged

Assmad

You know you gotta

Taste the nads

Teabagged

Assmad

You know you gotta

Lick the sack

It's not OK

For Ray to play the game

Because it's rated A

Not for pussies

Who are always online scooping

All the balls drooping

All over his face

Because he can't play the game

Without getting a little taste

Of manrape

Teabagged

Assmad

You know you gotta

Taste the nads

Teabagged

Assmad

You know you gotta

Lick the sack

You got teabagged again

Now you get a little bit bent

Over backwards, you got gobsmacked

By the everlasting tea bag gobstopper

You forgot to do your propers and turn off your motherfuckin' webcam

So everyone saw your one inch wonder

After you ragequit and went to jack off

Now you're a complete laughing stock

This is such a disaster

You can't suppress all the laughter

You've become an IRL embarrassment

Teabagged

Assmad

You know you gotta

Taste the nads

Teabagged

Assmad

You know you gotta

Lick the sack

And now you want to make it all end

Gonna kill yourself because you're not a winner

In every sense of the word you are loser

Each day you lie awake thinking when will be the day

The day you find the will to end it all today

You quit the game

Because you got teabagged

Again and again

Now you quit life

Before you realize

The only way to win is to die

You lost all hope

Couldn't take anymore

You hung yourself by the rope

But it became loose

And you fell down on your caboose

And got teabagged by the noose

Now you can't see

You got the herbal tea

Stuck in your teeth

And You can't breathe

You can't go out to pee

You'll die immediately

Instead of eventually

So Why you even play the game

When you know your own fate

It's just a so insane

I'd give you an Arizona

If I didn't pwn ya

And I can't give you kombucha

Because you are such a loser

You only get pure leaf

Because you suck at League

There's nobody you can beat

Except your own meat

You're Deceased

The way I see leaving in the street

It is such a mother fuckin disgrace to me ah

Teabagged

Assmad

You know you gotta

Taste the nads

Teabagged

Assmad

You know you gotta

Lick the sac