INABIT Lyrics

I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy

No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy

I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit

I'm floating on a cloud, so I'll see you in a bit

Wait a second, T's gonna have his say

Been walking round long time, thinking all day

What's that beat? It's almost too delicious

I'm bouncing one eyebrow, cos it's making me suspicious

The occasion is auspicious, my friends are fictitious

Treat my rhymes like vitamins, nasty yet nutritious

That's enough about my diet

My friends want me to go out, but I think I'd rather pie it

Maybe you should try it, it feels proper liberating

Like ordering a foot long, while you're fuckin masturbating

Trust me, that's just the wrong thing to do

Why would I order one, when I know I can eat two

Ha. Nah. I'm still talking about food

Coat my knees in mayo, while I'm sitting in the nude

I cover up my nipples, while it's drippin down my shin

I'm not a fucking loser, but I don't know how to win

I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy

No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy

I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit

I'm floating on a cloud, so I'll see you in a bit

I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me

I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me

My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit

I'm floating on a cloud, so I'll see you in a bit

Yo it's sunny outside, and I'm pulling down the blind

Spend the day dreaming, about nights I left behind

I think I'm going mad, deffo goin wacko

Given up smoking, so I'm chewin on tobacco

Yes! My lungs are feeling clear

Not been drunk for ages, but still I got the fear

I need a new telly, but Aldi doesn't sell 'em

Leaving with a tent, when I went for watermelon

Ha. That middle aisle is fuckin mad

Made me buy that fishing rod, I never would've had

Oh! Going to the bank, I need another loan

A chubby little Manc, and they call me T-Bone

So! Don't want no trouble, I don't want no fuss

It's a hot day, and I'm trumping on the bus

It came out proper quiet, I know it's gonna stink

Passengers are staring, and I don't wanna blink

I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy

No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy

I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit

I'm floating on a cloud, so I'll see you in a bit

I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me

I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me

My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit

I'm floating on a cloud, so I'll see you in a bit

I'm gettin a bit dizzy, yo T needs a rest

Takin off my undies, while I'm putting on my vest

My balls are bouncing, on the floor

Made my eyes water, when I trapped em in the door

Time to look forward, stop livin in the past

Slow the fuck down, I better do it fast

I wear a happy mask, a little uncomfortably

Men in white coats, think they're gonna come for me

In a padded cell, bouncing off the wall

Walking on my hands, but I think I'm gonna fall

I'm only messin, I don't know what I mean

I talk my own language, like a Salford Mr Bean

I'm sittin on the couch, I think I'm going crazy

No runnin upstairs, I'm getting too lazy

I don't know what you're sayin, I couldn't give a shit

I'm floating on a cloud, so I'll see you in a bit

I'm sittin on the couch, the future doesn't phase me

I'm doing this for free, but hope that someone pays me

My leg is always bouncin, it's jigglin my tit

I'm floating on a cloud, so I'll see you in a bit