Jessie & James Lyrics

Lots of people sleeping on me, blocking the road

Judging by your snore PP you look awfully broke

My boy would kick your ass but he's just gone for a smoke

My team is leet but I will rock it alone

Paralyze half your team, my Raichu is a fly zapper

Charizard the fury swipe master who can dice rappers

I'm a right bastard with the spice so you might hafta

Be a fire type if you will step up to the mic after

Try to scope the act, I'm bout to hunt you like a revenant

My leveling is effortless, there's just no way to render it

Like character creator screens that tell me what my gender is

They're lacking any eloquence and patently irrelevant

I like a dive, I'm unruly with the hooligans

That pal it down in Pallet Town and cool it in Cerulean

Find me in a Misty getup kicking in the pool again

Just proving my identity is truly never Boolean

You ain't even slightly the best in the game

Up on live tape tryna get your necks in the frame

Christ's sake, you ain't even really dressed for the gays

Let me text you a jpeg of Jessie and James

You ain't even slightly the best in the game

Up on live tape tryna get your necks in the frame

Christ's sake, you ain't even really dressed for the gays

Let me text you a jpeg of Jessie and James

Jessie and James, zesty and fresh

As a peppermint shake, they be taking offense at these

Hetero claims, queer representation

That's dressed up to slay shit like Elliot Page

Knock knock, open up the rocket with the battery

Crop top popping out the collar automatically

It's dope for your locality, my only bad habit

Is devouring the cowards up in power like a calorie

And you don't even need em, we could banish the runts

We're just a doubled up philanthropist on anarchist stunts

So amicable as we slam a couple hands and knuckle

Sandwich up in tandem like a pair of fucking glamorous punks

I said James, Jessie, gay besties

Rocket B-L-A-S-T

I-N-G to the sky, don't even

Pretend that I'm built like the rest, you can test me

You ain't even slightly the best in the game

Up on live tape tryna get your necks in the frame

Christ's sake, you ain't even really dressed for the gays

Let me text you a jpeg of Jessie and James

You ain't even slightly the best in the game

Up on live tape tryna get your necks in the frame

Christ's sake, you ain't even really dressed for the gays

Let me text you a jpeg of Jessie and James

No you ain't even slightly the best in the game

All your live takes spread upon the festival stage

Unblessed with the aid of my spectacle frames

I can still see you fail to impress, it's a shame, but

You ain't even slightly the best in the game

Up on live tape tryna get your necks in the frame

Christ's sake, you ain't even really dressed for the gays

Let me text you a jpeg of Jessie and James