In a hole somewhere Lyrics

In a hole somewhere

I get a little nervous

When I think about the things that I own

No gold in tons or kilos, just lots of ones and zeros

What if they all vanish now I've paid off all my loan

I'm moving money out of CBA

To a drawer with my underwear

And I'll roll some Nellies in an old jam jar

And hide them in a hole somewhere

People try to scam me

It's frightening how much cybercrime has grown

Some crim could imitate me, my pin is 3280

It's written in my wallet and engraved upon my phone

I'm moving money out of CBA

To a drawer with my underwear

And I'll roll some Nellies in an old jam jar

And hide them in a hole somewhere

My bank is there to help me

They've given me an upgrade I've been told

I had to go and hassle them about moving me to platinum

And cancelling the number of the card that I still hold

I'm moving money out of CBA

To a drawer with my underwear

And I'll roll some Nellies in an old jam jar

And hide them in a hole somewhere

I'll have no money worries

The day the angels finally call

Get Guyett's to collect me and if I've planned correctly

When my funerals paid for there'll will be nothing left at all

They'll be no money in the CBA

Or the drawer with my underwear

But keep on looking for that old jam jar

That's hiding in a hole somewhere

Yes keep on looking for that old jam jar

That's hiding in a hole somewhere