Late Nights In Tokyo Lyrics

There I was, leaving another mans home

Going for a stroll, around Tokyo

There I was, in my car, Alfa Romeo

I saw him leave my house

I didn't know what to do, or what to say

So I didn't

Walked downtown, to get a good bite to eat

I noticed a car following me

But it was probably nothing anyway

No need to worry

As I was following him

I saw him go into a sushi shop

He got his regular

And I knew what to do

But he didn't know what was about to happen

Late nights in Tokyo

I've got no place for me to go

Late nights in Tokyo

I've got no place for me to go

I left the sushi shop with my king crab roll

Now I gotta walk down town to, get home

Not a long walk

Should be pretty quick

I leave early so I'm not suspicious

I arrive at his apartment

Once he arrived, I waited five minutes to knock on the door

He answered

Opened the door, and the last thing I see

Is a tall figure, charging at me

And, I, I, I think he has a knife

I, oh, fuck help me, help me

As he ran and screamed

I enjoyed every minute of it

I pounced on him and sank the knife in his chest

Stabbing him 32 times

Late nights in Tokyo

I've got no place for me to go

Late nights in Tokyo

I've got no place for me to go

Welcome back to the cooking show!

Today I have a soufflé lasagna

Made from human meat!

Yes, it wasn't a friend it wasn't a foe

It was just somebody who slept with my wife

Now, we are gonna put this oven up to 450

Were gonna crank it right up

Don't forgot to spread the cheese, spread the liver

Spread it all even, and don't forget the skin

My favorite part

And now a commercial break

Late nights in Tokyo

I've got no place for me to go