
I Miss My Wife Lyrics
- Genre:Hip Hop & Rap
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
All I have left is half a moldy pizza
Driving around in my green beat-up Nissan
Don't you ever wonder if there's more to life?
Crashed my damn rocket so I never see my wife
Because she lives so far away in a castle on Mars
So I'm spending all my time just watching fast cars
Thinking about how all the people dream
At night they close their eyes and their brains
Make it seem
Like everything is magical or spooky and weird
I'd look a lot cooler if I could grow a beard
So ask your puppy, ask your neighbor, ask your friend
If I'm your pal, I'm your pal 'til the end
'Cause to be honest I'm a loser in a tree
It really sucks my oldest friend abandoned me
Okay let's crash this pity party
My cat is cool and plays guitar
He meows all day and thinks of songs
Nothing more to see here, now run along