Rumor Lyrics

The sickly ghost wanders these halls looking to turn in attendance

Appointed by the substitute to tell them they aren't present

His eyeless soul and soulless eyes move in all directions

He is what everyone sees here in these reflections

I heard this was a hospital once, the doctors would do their experiments

Trust, responsibility, respect, and excellence

If you doubt my claims, take out your earbud and listen

This place just reeks of stanford prison

I heard Mister Heiserbell was taking kids's money

He does it every time he hears a joke he deems unfunny

Mister Shinner, an english teacher, has words he doesn't like used

And Mister Karp, the principal, believes in child abuse

The many stories that wander these halls are all rooted in truth

The claims are not unfounded but quality they lose

They are warnings made to try and prepare the freshmen

The only problem is they never learn the lesson