Gordon Ramsay (i'm dicaprio) Lyrics

Gordon Ramsay is my father

He makes me want to be a chef

But then, I make scrambled eggs

And it's a mess

I can't do anything

Everything I touch, turns to dirt

I flirt by making sounds like I'm hurt

I can't do anything

I flip my pan, and I feed my lamb

Wait, I don't even have a lamb

But it would be cool if one day I owned a lamb

Maybe I could own a farm

Maybe I could own a farm

Grow corn and shit

I have one, in this game I play, yeah

It's called Mind-crap

I watch Gordon Ramsay on screen

Then cooking becomes my dream

But maybe I wanna be an astronaut

Nah, I'm too unmotivated

Hmmm

Switch it back, arts and crafts, build a raft

Sing real fast, beats I blast, crap, fill the gap

With some drugs

I don't do drugs I play Minecraft

I watch Gordon Ramsay, I watch him cook stuff

I sit and eat stuff

I beat my stuff

I make beats and stuff

I'm Kanye

Wait, no I'm Ronnie

Who's Ronnie

I never cracked someone's head with a mic stand, but I'd fuck Lonnie

Who's Lonnie

Some hot chick prolly

It's okay

Meet Gordon

He's my dad

He'll make you want me

But I don't even want me

I wish I had Gōrudo Ekusuperiensu

Hajimemashite

Za Wārudo

Ah, nevermind

I digress

I'm Ramsay

No, I'm not

I'm DiCaprio

No, I'm not

I'm Oliver Sykes

I'm Gordon

Nah, fuck, shit

Who am I?

Ah, I don't even know

Gonna bring it back

Gonna try something new

I'm gonna re-

I'm gonna spin it back

I'm gonna spin it back, yeah

Flip it back, arts and crafts, build a raft

Sing real fast, beats I blast, crap, fill the gap

With some drugs

I play Minecraft

I watch Gordon Ramsay, I watch him cook stuff

I sit and eat stuff

I beat my stuff

I make beats and stuff

Kanye?

Wait, no I'm Ronnie

Who's Ronnie

I never cracked someone's head with a mic stand, but I'd fuck Lonnie

Who's Lonnie

Some hot chick prolly

It's okay

Meet Gordon

He's my dad

He'll make you want me

But I don't even want me

I wish I had Gōrudo Ekusuperiensu

Hajimemashite

Za Wārudo

I'm Gordon Ramsay

Bitch