Nightmare on the Farm ft. The Gold Grass Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Drake News

We have heard reports of many people in the area dropping dead

Everybody remain calm

The Armageddon is here

Ah, what a lovely morning on my sweet farm

Good morning Jerry

Good morning

It's a great day today

It sure is, the sun's bright

We got parsnips and peas and carrots and corn

There's no more watermelons anymore

Those all dried up in last season's drought

Hey Aaron, can I till this here soil

Oh Jerry, come on over here

Why don't we talk about politics of our world

You know, I was just listening to the news

They said something about a "army-goddan" or something

Hear about that

Oh that's nothing to worry about

My buddy Kramer went through one of those

It was pretty funny

No you're right, definitely

I bet Kramer went through something exactly like that one time

Yeah I didn't watch that episode but

Alright I gotta get back to work

I gotta hoe the ground with my hoe

And I wanna say hello

To my chicken

How are you doing, Jerry Seinfeld's dearest chicken

You're his favorite, one and only

You make up all the eggs for us

You're the only one

God I sure do hope you don't get like hit by a car or something

Anyway moving on

Hey Matilda the cow, wanna make some milk for me

Alright maybe not today that's alright

Gonna go kiss the pig

Oh, Jerry

Look at your chicken, he's walking

NOOO!

I'm so sorry Jerry

Oh no, my precious chicken has been hit by a car and killed

Things are going to be rough this winter

They sure are Jerry

Oh my god, what on earth was that

I don't know

Holy crap my chicken is back from the dead

And it has friends, I need to get out of here

What don't leave me

Oh no the animals, they're burning down the farm oh no

Hahahaha, I'm a zombie now

I gotta hoe the farm with my zombie hoe

I don't care anymore which way I go

I'm gonna kill all of the crops

Cuz I'm the anti-farmer and I hate money

Ohhh Jerry, I bet this was another one of your cartoon episodes

Haha, Hoho, Hahahaha, I'm gonna getcha

Alright bye

I'm finally off of that stupid farm I always hated that place

Ouchie, this turkey is going to kill me

Hahaha, good job

Bye

Ladies and gentleme-e-e

This is dra-a-ke ne-w-s

Lo-c-al f-arm that prod-ced al-l the food is now in fl-mes

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