Bread Lyrics

Meet me at the café

You know we getting caffeinated

I'm picking up some applications

You bet I bought an apple Danish

Ace-ing the interview overdressed

Black button up feeling oh so fresh

Look

I know the job can be high stress

Definitely not the best thing since sliced bread

Well you can order up front

I'll pour your decaf in a porcelain mug

Touch money, touch food ain't taking off my glove

Got a two for one special, half off on shrugs

Ma'am, you can't ruin the flow

I'll bang out a line like I'm doing some blow

I even keep the haters well catered and fed

Told you I was out here making that

BREAD

Can I help you

Hot or iced

Small or large

Not surprised

May I help you

Want that sliced

Bag it up

Next in line

[Well this is absolutely ridiculous, I ordered decaf.

I need to speak to your supervisor]

[Yeah well, I am the supervisor so]

Now I work with a bunch of eighteen year old's

And I'm twenty six now so they think I'm old

Figured my looks would get them off their phones

86 cranberry walnut scones

Ain't too fond of the clientele

Bunch of old white women tryna buy a spelt

No I'm not a five star find on Yelp

But you're acting like a _____

I was trying to help

I'm so friendly

Tip jar empty

Drop those pennies

Not pretending

Honestly at this point I should be offended

The way you say "croissant" I find it condescending

For your own sake save the accent

Feel like the whole day a transaction

Porcelain for here paper to go

I told you I was out here making this

DOUGH

Can I help you

Hot or iced

Small or large

Not surprised

May I help you

Want that sliced

Bag it up

Next in line