Acropolis Now Lyrics

Every time we're in the PDX

The show, the after-party, then what's next?

We're making tracks to a little place

Just a couple miles along the interstate

I need a shitty steak

And my potato baked

Let's see some titties shake

It's been a crazy week

I need to wet my beak

Just get me to the Greek

They takin' off their clothes

We're eatin rubber toast

It's tasting pretty gross

They're showing off their thongs

Dancing to Slayer songs

We're staying way too long!

Acropolis Now!

Call me a pervert and a Dirty Bird

Ain't nothin' wrong with some surf and turf

Always remember you should tip the staff

Don't nobody wanna see a naked lady mad!

I need a shitty steak

And my potato baked

Let's see some titties shake

It's been a crazy week

I need to wet my beak

Just get me to the Greek

They takin off their clothes

We're eatin rubber toast

It's tasting pretty gross

They're showing off their thongs

Dancing to Slayer songs

We're staying way too long!

Acropolis Now!

I need a shitty steak

And my potato baked

Let's see some titties shake

It's been a crazy week

I need to wet my beak

Just get me to the Greek

They takin off their clothes

We're eatin rubber toast

It's tasting pretty gross

You just don't understand

You just don't get it

It's a tradition, tradition, TRADITION!