Please Pretend This is a Christmas Song Lyrics

When she walks in the snow, her smile glows and her nose

Turns a brighter shade of red to match the color of his clothes

I hope that she asks me to move her a toy

I want to know if she talks about me

All the time cause I'm so cool

Girls like to work on their lips alone

Without me cause I'm stone cold

Santa's home and she clings to his arm

She is just an elf and he has blessed her and her toys

I hope for the world to become more like Ferb

If she knew how she would disobey

But she's an elf; we're his slaves

I saw Miss Clause just the other day

I didn't say anything

I am waiting outside of the school

If you want to make me the fool you can try

But if I was his mom, I'd be scared for his eyes