too much shit (bonus track) Lyrics

Let's go to the theatre, I heard about some free food there

Let's go to the pizza parlour, I need some more oregano

For the one we are baking at home

Starting to feel queasy, I'm starting to feel sick

I wish you could heal me

I wish you were a yogi

Cause I ate too much pasta

And I drank too much milk

I ate too many eggs, I didn't drink enough water

Ate too much cream cheese, lasagne, and cheesecake

And i didn't wash my hands, and I microwaved the chicken

And I ate all the chocolate, drank all the beer

I punched myself in the stomach, and ate a tray of tacos

With a mountain of chips, and a bowl of pudding

Lentils and rice, and a roll of Oreos with more milk

And a pink, and a pink bun, and a pint of ice cream

And i feel disgusting, feel like a sack of shit

I wish you could heal me

I wish that you were a yogi

Cause I ate too many chips

I chopped up too many onions, and I used too much butter

Made a mess in the kitchen, too sick to clean it

I ate a dozen meatballs, and a submarine sandwich

A jar of mayonnaise, and an entire salami

And a mountain of cheese, I didn't take a break

I drank some more milk, ate a jar of olives, and artichokes

I ate too much corn, drank too much coke, fell asleep on the toilet

Too much lemon juice, and not enough fruit

A few bowls of cornflakes covered in sugar

And I smoked sage by mistake

And i feel disgusting

Feel like a sack of shit

I wish you could heal me

I wish that you were a yogi

Cause I ate too much pasta, I drank too much milk