Fungus Queen Lyrics

Have you met the Fungus Queen?

She's dressed in green

She's never known to smile

She often shows her panty hoes

But no one knows

Just where she got her style

Mushrooms on her neck collar

Bet a dollar she will stick to you

Take her side and watch her right hand

Make the dry land wash into a stew

She's a Fungus Queen

She'll never let you go

She's a Fungus Queen

She'll always let you know

When she finds another home to make her presence known

Find her in the backyard sitting ugly all alone

Lichen on her legs and arms

A silent charmer getting what she craves

Taking doses making mostly deadly potions

No one can be saved

What she needs is dirty deeds

And if you plead she'll only make it worse

Going blind and taking time

For dirt and grime to stir you in her dirt

She's a Fungus Queen

She'll never let you go

She's a Fungus Queen

She'll always let you know

When she finds another home to make her presence known

Find her in the backyard sitting ugly all alone

She's a Fungus Queen

She'll never let you go

She's a Fungus Queen

She'll always let you know

She's a Fungus Queen

She'll always let you know

She's a Fungus Queen

She'll always let you know