EZ GunZ Lyrics

I spend too much time

On things I shouldnt think about

About the gun In my girlfriends desk

Even if you call the cops

What makes you think I'll stop

I'll blow my brains out then I'll be dead

Do you know how hard it is being a man

After all this is Texas

I live so miserably

But now financially

My friends collect on my life insurance policy

Twenty four hours spent waiting at the gun store

Now I got a sick glock nine

Sign me up, where's the line

Now I get paid to shoot a gun in my free time

I get government housing

A government Check

Government food stamps and bullet proof vest

Land, sea or air, ship me anywhere

It's not up to me just want a killing spree

I shot a kid who was three now I have ptsd

Sarah Palin is my mom unfortunately

Dishonorable discharge

Just a soldier at large

Now he's got a blown off a knee

All my friends be asking me where'd you get it

Your prosthetic

All my friends be asking me where'd you get it

It's so authentic

It was the government

Thank you government

Ya we all love the government

Three cheers for the government oi oi oi

Just posted bail

Spend the night In jail

Was drunk driving

And crashed into Taco Bell

My girlfriend left me she took the kids

Took all the money and left me smoking mids

I couldnt get high enough I got depressed

I started snorting coke started smoking meth

Looking to seal my fate

Score myself some H

Whatchu thinkin now

Found me dead in the gutter