Tod-Fod (Haryanvi) Lyrics

Pair ma chappal Nike ki joote Bata ke

Kehan ma banda shy par taara poode se baata ke

Nyonde mukke laata ke ger ka kaatange rai

Badmaasi ka shonk koni na time dhran te naatage

Shonk hai nawaaba ke saare kaada marod

Teri bandi ki D.O.B mera pincode

Pehla gaam Syot chhore ka uppar te chhora Ror

Kime badd ka dikha diye teri bhar dyaage syod

Rai time koni sher

Tu Beat na taawli si chhed

Hojya der kahu konya fer

Haath ma blade

Gala tera bhala kara raam mera sun baawli tared

Likha aaj ke likhaari toh bas Patolla saari mai

Kade ke role-model ya razz ka fraadi bete

Bera hai mana tu kitne paani mai

Baata kara tu Feraari ki color kra kai daadi kai

Ego meri ghaadi tu laawa nai aadi

Mere saare yaadi khade mod pe haath ma sabke faali

Paadage sir tera bas ek baii tu gaali de

Tere gaane saare kooda tu bete poora kabaadi

Kara tod-fod bete bande yeh ladaaku hain

Dedya lathh mere yaar saare daaku hain

Aata na kaabu bete yo tera baapu

Sai hokke ke fan gaadi ma chilam tambaakhu hai

Mere na Jai-Veeru mai toh rap ka Gabbar

Bande chakkar khaake gira pad ka meri khabar

Kal chup tha mai aaj tere sehar ma aake bete paad gya gadar

Bana jo the andi

K haal sai lai bata rehpta khaake kasoota

Tu kachhe na saarda haande tha jab ka likha sai rap tera fuffa

Tere te mehnga mera kutta

Doberman, do bar mai paad ka khaajega chho bhar kai

Kwa Bhai tera loafer tha

Sun chhota bhai ro karta

Kaan laal baal paade chaal bhaidi kari

Or k karta

Phone jab kru busy-busy

Gussa hai naak pa sara din khiji-khiji

Meri piddi-piggi

Uske peecha kitne bandya ki karwaadi liti-liti

Baat kara mithi

Zindagi jhand kardi teri isi-tisi

Tu baalak hai khel le bhai

Tere guru te ghane toh vidvaan mere chele bhai

Bahar aawege dele bhai

Tere ki dhaal iss beat ke bhi beat margi ya elle bhai

Kara tod-fod bete bande yeh ladaaku hain

Dedya lathh mere yaar saare daaku hain

Aata na kaabu bete yo tera baapu

Sai hokke ke fan gaadi ma chilam tambaakhu hai