Pimpin' Ain't Easy Lyrics

Well the phosphor bronze were ringing

One of my fucked up tunes

About how I'll date your sister

If you leave me alone and blue

An Epiphany crossed my mind

As I sang the vulgar lines

Then I thought I'd get up off my ass

Before my memory went blind

Then I called the band that consisted of

Me, myself, and I

And I started counting quarters

Because my bank account went dry

Then I headed out to lay it down

And I could barely stay on the road

And when I went to hollerin'

They asked me son why do you look so stoned

I said Pimpin' ain't easy

I got to keep control

They looked me dead in the eye

And they said son you're solid gold

Then they told me boy

It's a long hard road

Just keep on Pimpin'

don't start limpin'

And get these records sold

With the ascending of the charts

The green came raining in

Then thrown on to a funeral Pyre

Never to be seen again

And it ain't that rough a livin'

Between the Coke and booze

Till loneliness comes creeping in

And there's everything to lose

When your minds half wit

You might do some shit

That'll send you down in flames

But there's no other way that I'd rather go

Than out in a mighty blaze

And I've heard it plenty I hear it again

I need to change my rowdy ways

But y'all are preaching to the choir

And there's only one thing I have to say

I said Pimpin' ain't easy

I got to keep control

And just because my whole life ain't gospel

Doesn't mean I've sold my soul

And I've finally figured

It's a long hard road

Just keep on Pimpin'

don't start limpin'

And get these records sold