Can You Wish It Sucka? Lyrics

I wish i was skinny

I wish i was taller

I wish i could sing

I wish my satan would just dance

I wish we'd all stop!

I wish quinn's penguinn would play a reunion show

I wish i never worked at the funeral home

I wish colt's mom was tighter

I wish i was married to julious jive

Nothing against rori, but fuck off honey

Jive is mine... I wish

This wish, that wish, every wish that i wish, is so farfetched, can't have them

That's why so much more, i want them

Wish i was a girl

Wish i was dead

Wish to not be "fugg life"

Wish i would shut the fuck up...

Wish i was sober

Wish i was fucked up

Wish i was a father

NOT THIS PUNK!

I wish to not be jekyll

I wish to not be hyde

I wish i'd of done acid with caroline

I wish the real smashing pumpkins got back together

I wish to cut an album with daniel johnston

I wish to have a 3some with sonny and cher...

No scratch that, sam elliot and cher from "mask"

I wish we were as good as The Coltranes, or crisis arm, or California bleeding

I wish homophobic men would try cum

I wish i could seduce a nun

This wish, that wish, every wish that i wish, is so farfetched, can't have them

That's why so much more... Fuck them

Wish mom took the pill

Wish i knew god

Wish i was black like Booker T and had a big rod

Wish this all was over

So ya'll could go

Wish she was alive...

I wish i had no fucking gaps in my teeth, i wish i wasn't a 2 pump chump like anthony

I wish my tit's weren't bigger than yours

I wish i could lick your corpse

I wish this song sounded nothing like i am, or lyric wise a rip off of pj's wishlist

I wish we could get out of hemet

I wish jamie wasn't dead

We miss our fucking friend

We loved our fucking friend!

I wish jamie wasn't dead

I WISH JAMIE WASN'T DEAD!