I Hate Being Sober Lyrics

You've been unconscious for 2 days with alcohol poisoning

That's nothing, back in '95 I was out for 8 days

Wait, wait, hold on a second

I'm Dr. Siri, these are my residents, we have a proposition for you

Well, you're hot, but it's been a while since I've been with a dude, never mind 2

No, you've misunderstood

We would like you to participate in our medical study

Your what

In my whole career, I've never seen such a SPECTACULAR display of alcoholism

Thank you

Would you be able to abstain from alcohol for 2 weeks

No

We could offer you 3000 dollars

No

Sober sober sober sober sober

Man I hate being sober

I pick the bottle above all

And you know I'm a stoner

I do not pass when I roll up

500 grams, glorious

542 for the composure

This is the life that we've chosen

No go dey reason me local

Man I hate being sober

I pick the bottle above all

And you know I'm a stoner

I do not pass when I roll up

500 grams, glorious

542 for the composure

This is the life that we've chosen

No go dey reason me local

Outta control, that's the way that we balling

Eyes on a low, yeah I look like a bolo

You're sober ma nigga, you're looking all forlorn

I'm on my third bottle but wouldn't be for long

I'll be on cloud 9 when I'm on number 9

It's good to be sober; why you always lying

I sip on that lean as a way to survive

Pass me the soda, I need to combine

Dem haters be bickering

But my niggas stay higher than Jupiter

At the same time, we rooting up Lucifer

Cos the money is all that we're looking for

Do you know who we are? Kings of the new school

If you hate me (Aiming) just make sure you shoot too

And the Xannies gon make sure that we cool

Sexy ladies are getting all nude too. My nigga we rule

Rahhhhhh

Kiiie Kiie

Aarghh

Rrrrrrahhh! Woo

Sober

Sober sober sober sober sober sober

Hate bein sober like Sosa

Yeah, that's the shit that I don't like

Keep seeing purple all over, so I whoop it with Goldberg

You know I be loving the lager

365, I'm a Star now

Searching for treasures like Gulder

All of my Trophies colossal

Actavis Actavis

For the Actavis, I'm an activist

Purple SKG if you ride with me

And my niggas lean on the maddest trips

Smoking that loud isn't for amateurs

Blow with the baddest bitch

Nice if you're with the shits

Cos my homies down with it

No be like sey we wan bother the barman, he don reach our table like more than enough times

But the thing be sey he for sabi the standards

Sey we dey shak like sey we go pass out

Meet me at CC or meet me at Buka

Bottles of beer that look like bazookas

Shoutout to Tiger, jor pass me the hookah

Let's get faded and start an Aluta

We rioting rioting

And the students be panicking panicking

But my niggas we trapping, we trapping shit yeah

(Kill 'em, kill 'em, kill 'em)

Turn the whole school to a traphouse, that's a trap campus

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you should get high son

Nigga

Hmmm

Hmmm

I'm just feeling myself right now man

Sober

Hmmm

Sober sober sober sober sober sober

Man I hate being sober

I pick the bottle above all

And you know I'm a stoner

I do not pass when I roll up

500 grams, glorious

542 for the composure

This is the life that we've chosen

No go dey reason me local

Man I hate being sober

I pick the bottle above all

And you know I'm a stoner

I do not pass when I roll up

500 grams, glorious

542 for the composure

This is the life that we've chosen

No go dey reason me local

Hehehe

I hate being sober my nigga

Haha

What's happening? I feel so good right now

Do you serve some more bottles there, come on

On some panda shit right now baby

Panda panda panda panda

And I'm wasted, I'm gone

What else? What next

Come on, change the beat I'm out, I'm out, I'm out

Haaa, kill 'em

Nigga