Last Call (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bottle) (2007 Version) Lyrics

I don't remember what was said

When I caught you two in bed

But now I sit here

Drinkin' shit beer

Chasin' Johnnie Walker Red

It's not the fact you wrecked my world

Or that you left me for a girl

But now supposin'

The bar is closin'

I've got no place left to curl

So barkeep, please don't shout last call

Or I might just end it all

Just keep it comin' with the alcohol

I never touched one drop with you

I knew it would upset you to

But now I slump here

Drinkin' skunk beer

Chasin' Johnnie Walker Blue

The more I drink, the more I see

I don't need you to comfort me

Through empty bottles

And beer goggles

I've got total clarity

Oh barkeep, please don't shout that call

Or I might just end it all

Just keep it flowin' with the alcohol

Oh, when tomorrow comes around

Where do you think that I'll be found?

I've had enough to kill a full-grown cow

Oh, when tomorrow comes around

I may be six feet underground

But I'll still have one more for now

I saw your face when dawn had cracked

You pled with me to take you back

I soaked the reverie in

When everything

Went Johnnie Walker Black

I'd just remembered what was said

But seeing your face had calmed my head

And I'd let bygones

Become bygones

If I could return again

Oh, when tomorrow comes around

Do you think that I'll be found?

I had enough to kill a full-grown cow

And when tomorrow comes around

Looks like I'll be six feet underground

Too bad I never had that final round

This was my last call for someone's aid

Now it's the last call for Heaven's train

If only you weren't too late