A Petite Problem Lyrics

I’ve been working away across the water

I couldn’t say I liked it

But then it wasn’t quite Gibralta

My friends say I’m crazy

Man that place you went it’s lovely

Well that’s as maybe

But man you didn’t see the looks they gave me

Oh yeah

Now I have a petite problem

Slowly blossoming to a big one

You won’t believe when I tell ya

But it’s become my grande dilemma

When I was hanging out there

I went and got myself involved with

A local lovely gorgeous girly

And man I think she really digs me

Oh yeah

The first time I saw her

She was working as a waitress

She came to take my order

That’s when I knew I had to have her

But I have a petite problem

Can’t let it grow into a big one

The girl she just can’t understand me

Fear not I won’t let it deter me

Oh no

And now I’ve returned home feel like a stranger in my own town

What the Hell did I come back for?

I can’t recall I must be mental

I think I’ll write a letter and say I’m aways think of her

I pray to God the girls believes me

If I stay here I will go loopy

Oh yeah!