Influencer press briefing Lyrics

Welcome folks, it's briefing time, grab your ring lights, sip that wine

No tough questions, just good vibes, let's keep it chill, no deep dives

No CNN, no BBC, just selfie sticks and hashtags free

TikTok stars in fancy suits, doin' dances, spillin' "scoops

Who needs the truth when we got clout?

Say Mister Prez, you workin' out?

Tell us how you save the day,

While we make this filter slay!

Sir, do you feel misunderstood?(Uh-huh)

Sir, your handshake's lookin' good!" (So strong)

Sir, who's your biggest hater?

Do you wake up feelin' greater?

Not a fact-check in the room,

Just some edits, watch the views zoom

Press corps gone, the truth's passé,

Just a trending sound away!

Who needs the truth when we got clout?

Say "Mister Prez, you workin' out?

Tell us how you save the day,

While we make this filter slay!

Blue check marks, but not for news,

Just for dance-offs and "fake views

Mr. Prez, what's your skincare like?

Do you still get stage fright?

No one talks of policy,

Just viral clips and luxury

Sir, can I get a selfie now?

Say no more, just send the clout!

Who needs the truth when we got clout?

Say "Mister Prez, you workin' out?

Tell us how you save the day,

While we make this filter slay!

Sir, would you drop your merch today?

Sir, you got that alpha sway?

"Sir, can you do a little dance?

Make it loop, give us a chance!

Meanwhile, problems stackin' high,

But don't ask why, just stand nearby

Cue the beat, cue the lights,

The truth is out, but hey—good night!

Okay guys, hit that like!

Drop a comment, tell me who's right!

Press briefings never looked so fly—

Mr. Prez, just wink, no lie!

Doin' dances, spillin' scoops!

Truth is dead, but check the loops!

White House lit, it's a vibe!

Policy? Nah, just subscribe!