Stayin’ Swaggy ’n Gettin’ Muddy Lyrics

Ridin' thru a country road

I was told check my attitude

I did still there it's not gone anywhere

Problem, I don't

I'm stayin' swaggy gettin' muddy too

I'm a multitasker I can listen ignore and forget

All at the same time my attitude

It's barstool debate you be lyin' like a rug while

I'm runnin' all over hells acres and I'm

I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention

"Walk the line," "life we can hang our hat on,"

"Stay humble 'n kind," while floatin' on a "boondocks" lake pond

I'm a "blue collar," always be workin', on my "backroads" farm rows

"Honky tonk," I'm headin' to "mama tried," to teach me sumtin'

But I'm needin' "a cold beer on a hot day," always be the cure

I'm stayin' swaggy gettin' muddy too

Tryin' to stay on the dirt road ready to have some real damn fuggin' fun

Country girls are like country roads best ones got swerves 'n curves

Ridin' thru mud 'n my truck my beers huntin'

Glove Box Rules be huntin'

"If it flies, It dies, If it hops, It drops, If it hooks, It cooks

If it ruts like a buck, be a doe, It's dead for sho"

I am a multitasker I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time

I'll eat a bowl of crow in a dusty bowl, with a fork

Before I give two shitz 'bout your opinion of me

Life is short, live it

Love is rare, grab it

Anger is bad, dump it

Fear it, Face it

You say I can't I say that

Watch me

Oh I just did

Arguing with you is like gettin' arrested 

Everything you say can 'n will be used against you bro

So use your right to remain silent tonight

That possum's on the stump

Bye

I'm stayin' swaggy gettin' muddy too

I am a multitasker I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time

So use your right to remain silent tonight

That possum's on the stump

Bye

Bye

Arguing with you is like gettin' arrested 

Everythin' you say can 'n will be used against you bro

So use your