I Don't Wanna Get Divorced 'No More Lyrics

Do you remember when I told you that I wanted to get a divorce from you

I was just mad that you wouldn't let me get a brand new barbecue

Now that you've apologized, and I can buy a brand new barbecue

I am so excited now to go and get my brand new barbecue

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

If you still do, then fuck you, bitch

You're just a fat dumb whore

Naggin' at me once again

But I don't care, I bought the barbecue

Thinkin' about the awesome times that I'll have with my brand new barbecue

Look at me grillin' some ham and smokin' fish on my brand new barbecue

Fuck, I think that something's going really wrong with my brand new barbecue

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

If you still do, then fuck you, bitch, you're just a fat dumb whore

I got a brand new barbecue, I got a brand new barbecue

Just run and tell the fuckin' news, I got a brand new barbecue

I got a brand new barbecue, I got a brand new barbecue

Just run and tell the fuck news, who's a got a brand new barbecue

I got a brand new barbecue, I got a brand new barbecue

Just run and tell the fuckin' news, I got a brand new barbeque

If you still do, then fuck you, bitch, you're just a fat dumb whore

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

I don't wanna get divorced from you no more, no more, no more

If it's still cool with you, do you think I could get your credit card?

Cause I saw a chainsaw

When I went to go get the barbecue

It looked really nice

I wanna buy it