i've never wanted kids Lyrics

I've never wanted kids

They just never appealed to me

I don't know what's the deal with me

They just don't make sense

They keep you up at night and they leave all of the rooms a mess

I think they really stink, you think I do too

They have really, really, really small shoes

I've never wanted kids

But I see your beautiful eyes and now I'm thinking twice

But I've never wanted kids

But just imagine if they had your eyes and my nose

Absolute beauty and a bit crooked below

Actually no, I wouldn't like that at all

Because my little me just drew chalk on the wall

And now I'm pissed, at least I thought I would be

But instead I'm teaching them a lesson about how to be me

But I don't know if I'd want that, I'd want my kids to be happy

And not at all anxious, but a little bit sappy

I don't even want kids, I mean what am I saying

I'm fantasizing about something that isn't even playing a role in my life

But maybe when we're 35

We could have a little tiny me and a little tiny you

Running around inside of a little tiny room

It's right next to our kitchen, but it's built for more than two

And there's some little sneakers right there next to my shoes

I've never wanted kids but now you're sleeping right next to me

And I'm thinking maybe when I'm 33

I never wanted kids but now I hear your laugh

And I want to hear more of it coming from my heart and a half

I've never wanted kids

But now sometimes I'm thinking twice

I've never wanted kids

I dont know, baby, maybe just a puppy would be fine