
Cadillac Dre Lyrics
- Genre:Soul
- Year of Release:2025
Lyrics
What did the stone say to the dead
You're showing your age
What did the housekeeper say to the bed
Girl, you got it maid
What did the mechanic say
When a customer pulled up to his shop
Talkin' bout my tire popped
Can you please tell me how to fix it today
He said, If I tell you will I still get paid
First you wanna
Park where it's flat, engage the brake
Secure the wheels as you will
To keep the car from rolling back
Then you wanna
Loosen the nuts on the flat
You twist 'em counterclockwise
They should be loose, but still attached
After that you
Prop up the jack properly, then jack it up
Grab the spare, remove the the nuts, then swap the flat
Then you gotta
Screw the nuts by hand to get it gathered
Jack it to the floor
Grab your wrench, tighten 'em back
Star pattern
What did the hurricane say when it was swooping up ladies
A bay bay
What did Albert taste on the farm when he fell on his face
Hay, hay, hay
When a rapper in jail feels happy, what does he say
He lets out a Con-yay
How did a horse say "No" to the whip back in the day
Nae, nae, nae
What did the cop say when grabbing a plate at the cookout
I'm just tryna get a taze
What did the potato chip say to the slave on lookout
You stand and I lays
What did the barber say to the engineer in the studio
Can you make my vocal fade
What did the pastor ask his son when he was done playing the game
How do I press save
Why did the American vet shoot his pet on accident
Because he had cataracts
Why did the thief steal the catalytic converter
Because he thought it'd turn into a Cadillac
What did the mechanic say
When his lady asked him when will you stop
Working around the clock
He said when I go on break
Speaking of breaks, let me break it down on how to fix your brakes
First you wanna
Park where it's flat, engage the brake
Loosen the nuts, jack the car
Then, secure it on the stands
Then you wanna
Pop off the wheel, the caliper bolts, and the old pads
Make sure the rotor and piston ain't damaged
After that you
Clamp in the piston
Grab your new pads and grease 'em up
Slide 'em in place, should fit like glove on hand
Then you gotta
Secure the caliper over the pads and the rotor
Reinspect it, mount the wheel
Run a test, should be no more squeal
I'm rolling in my Cadillac
Coated in a brand new wax
Laughing in my drop
Until my wheels fall off
Dear youngsta
This is no conundrum
Death is the one thing that nobody can run from
Hum drum
The routine
We live and die
Some as teens
Some as grown adults
Some as babies
It's like it runs in the genes
Dear youngsta, pay attention
Pay respect
Pay it forward
Pay your bills, stay ahead
If you borrow it
Pay it back
Every tail and head
But most importantly
Pay me if we make a bet
Youngsta, let me talk to you a minute
It'll take a sec
Time is what you make it
Not what you expect
I went to the doctor he said
Sir, you've got ALS
ASL? I replied
He said ALS, are you deaf
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis
Simply put, your brain's motor neurons are broken
Similar to how the ECU in a car sends signals to the engine to start, speed up, or slow down
These neurons tell your muscles to move
So you can breathe, eat, talk, and smile
Here's a wheel chair
He propped it down
He said use this when you no longer can walk around
I asked him what if I walk in squares
He chuckled and stared
He told me don't walk on stairs
The doctor spoke with calming tone
Three letters hit my comedy bone
ALS
I can hardly walk
I can hardly step
Shortly after
Ran into a couple of junkies
Arguing in the parking lot
Ay, yell less, talk instead
And don't do drugs, I briefly said
As I picked my prescriptions up from CVS
While I was there, I bought a camouflage jacket
To prepare you to see me less
You know I'm childish like PBS
I laugh so you don't see me stress
Truthfully, it ain't that bad
Truthfully, it ain't hit me yet
What's 2 fibs in 1 bar
A pair of lies with whiskey breath
Paralyzed from the top down
I'm not comfortable
But I'll roll until the wheels fall off
Just please don't leave me yet
Be my peace, I'll be my best
Be my arms, be my legs
Be my feet, be my hands
Be my right, be my left
Be my help, if you can
Be my phone, be my texts
Be my sink, be my crest
Be my breath
Be my breath
Dear youngsta
This is no conundrum
Death is the one thing that no man or woman can run from
In my case, roll from
I need you to know something
I was a clean man, but still I needed to gross some
I got a confession
I'm not proud of what I done
The camoflage jacket I said that I bought
I stole from a bum
He was searching for me
And with every ounce of fumes in his lungs
He screamed out you can hide
But you can't run
I used to wonder
When I die, wheel they bury me young
And when I get to the pearly gates
Will God turn a blind eye when I come
Why, you ask, what have I done
Maybe he'll turn a blind eye because he was too busy watching his sun
Jesus, my sense of humor
It gets me through the day
All these jokes in my head that I don't get to say
Dear youngsta
What did the headstone say to the grave
Rest in peace, sincerely yours
Cadillac Dre
I'm rolling in my Cadillac
Coated in a brand new wax
Laughing in my drop
Until my wheels fall off
Hey youngsta
Hey youngsta
Hey, hey, hey, youngsta
Hey youngsta
You will never guess
They got Cadillacs up here in heaven, yes
With the switches and controls and all
Don't be sad, I'm rolling 'round with God
These rims sit so high
Way up in the sky
Hey youngsta
You will never guess
They got Cadillacs up here in heaven, yes
With the switches and controls and all
Don't be sad, I'm rolling 'round with God
These rims sit so high
Way up in the sky
Hey youngsta
Guess what youngsta
Hey youngsta
You will never guess
They got Cadillacs up here in heaven, yes
With the switches and controls and all
Don't be sad, I'm rolling 'round with God
These rims sit so high
Way up in the sky
Hey youngsta
Guess what youngsta
Hey youngsta
You will never guess
They got Cadillacs up here in heaven, yes
With the switches and controls and all
Don't be sad
Said I'm rolling round with God
Music Break
Don't be sad, I'm rolling 'round with God
These rims sit so high
Way up in the sky