Hulkamaniac Lyrics

My boy got in

From out of town

Let's grab some drinks

And suck them down

I wanna keep drinking

Til I'm feeling sick

But my boy has to get back

To his kid

I wanna party all night long

I wanna drink some beer

I wanna bar hop til the dawn

And make the bad thoughts disappear

I wanna find a big tit chick

And fuck her in her rear

But my friend's no fun, he's such a dick

God, there ain't no Hulkamaniacs here

I got kicked out

Of a couple of spots

Cuz I started fires

With whiskey shots

Now I have to drive

To another county

Cuz the sheriff put out

A stupid bounty

I'm on the run from the law

For drinking too much beer

I'm county hopping til the dawn

To make the bad thoughts disappear

I'm finding all these small town chicks

And fucking them in the rear

God, the police won't let me have fun

There ain't no Hulkamaniacs here

There ain't no Hulkamaniacs here

There ain't no Hulkamaniacs here

There ain't no Hulkamaniacs here

There ain't no Hulkamaniacs

Yeah

The law caught up

Threw me in jail

But the party won't stop

Til the coffin is nailed

I'm brewing my own

Toilet wine

It tastes like shit

It feels so fine

They added on additional time

For making my own beer

I won't be getting out anytime soon

And the bad thoughts won't disappear

And at lunch, a bunch of skinheads

Told me they'd be fucking my rear

The party was over a while ago

And there's way too many Hulkamaniacs here